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The Achiever-CspLO You scored 55% self-confidence, 48% spontaneity, 32% symbolic-ness, and 66% orbigidity!

The Achiever You are: Confident/Semi-Spontaneous/Literal/Orbigid The test tracks 4 variables, which are as follows: Insecurity v. Self-Confidence (the social sphere; please note that self-confidence is not a measure of self-esteem) Spontaneity v. Structuredness* (how one arranges activities in daily life) Symbolic-ness v. Literal-ness (way of looking at stuff and, particularly, expressing oneself) Orbigidity v. Banaciousness (way of dealing with information, particularly in the social realm) Most of those are pretty straightforward, I think, except the last. I couldn't find the perfect words to describe what I was trying to measure with that variable (my good friend Thesaurus.com was of no help), so I decided to make up new words because I am better than the English language. Basically, orbigidity is the tendency to look closely at everything, to make sure things are thorough, to investigate and often over-analyze people and situations; banaciousness, which we shall call the opposite of orbigidity, is a carefree acceptance of most things without meticulous examination. If, for example, you'd spend hours writing an OKCupid test only to spend more hours going back and checking for typos or any other possible reason the test-takers might think you are stupid or pretentious, then you are probably more orbigid than banacious. *If your spontaneity score is an uppercase letter ("S" for more structured or "P" for more spontaneous), then it means you take an extreme on one end of the spectrum. The lowercase "sp", however, denotes a way of life that is neither extremely organized/structured/planned nor extremely impulsive. Yep. So thanks for taking my test and stuff.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 66% on self-confidence You scored higher than 38% on spontaneity You scored higher than 16% on symbolic-ness You scored higher than 77% on orbigidity

Link: The Better Than Myers-Briggs Test written by foreignlump on Ok Cupid

Ha!

The Girl Next Door Congratulations! You scored 74!

Any guy would be fortunate to be with a girl like you. You're sexy, but you hold yourself back from what you could really be. Keep it up!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 40% on Sex Points

Link: The How Sexy Are You Test written by mankatoguy56001 on Ok Cupid

All tested out.

Anthony Michael Hall Congratulations! You scored 90!

I told you in the test, he's the king of the genre. Way to go! You know as much dumb trivia as me!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 90% on Partypoints

Link: The 80s Stupid Teen Movie Test written by odlehermi on OkCupid Free Online Dating