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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ginny!

1. Early thermometers were filled with Ginny instead of mercury.
2. Ginny can not regurgitate.
3. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Ginny is the victim.
4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Ginny are all berries!
5. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Ginny.
6. Ginny has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
7. It's bad luck to put Ginny on a bed!
8. Ginny will always turn right when leaving a cave.
9. The opposite sides of Ginny always add up to seven.
10. All swans in England belong to Ginny!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Virginia!

1. Virginia can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
2. Virginia is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Virginia at least three times a week.
4. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Virginia.
5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Virginia.
6. Virginia has 118 ridges around the edge.
7. Virginia can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
8. Contrary to popular belief, Virginia is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
9. Virginia can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
10. Virginia can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.

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[nata5.livejournal.com]

hehehe

Ten Top Trivia Tips about A vagina! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=A vagina&gender=f)

1. A vagina cannot jump!
2. Banging your head against a vagina uses 150 calories an hour.
3. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes a vagina.
4. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained a vagina.
5. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, a vagina is the victim!
6. If you break a vagina, you will get seven years of bad luck.
7. A vagina can sleep with one eye open.
8. A vagina is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than a vagina!
9. During severe windstorms, a vagina may sway several feet to either side.
10. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear a vagina had to pay a special a vagina tax.

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[groovychk.livejournal.com]

Number 3 for me and number 5 for vagina. Hrm.